GUILTY

I, Bill Abell, hereby confess that I am a baby hog.

As we all know, the first step to recovery is acknowledging your weakness.

In this instance, I acknowledge that I cannot put that baby down.

The second step is to try and 

do something to overcome your addiction.

After much consideration, I have decided to just stop at the first step.

Don't even try and take this baby from me.

He's happy here and he's not going anywhere.

I have very strong arms.

Now go away.

I am concentrating on holding the baby.